More Random Inn Rumors

This is my second post listing a bunch of random inn rumors. These will be added to the Random Inn Generator shortly.  (Once I build up enough so the same few don’t pop up over and over.)  When they are added to the generator they will probably also be made more random by randomizing any names, locations, etc. within each rumor.  These differ from the prior set because many more of these include little grains of story that could be weaved into an existing adventure or lead to a new unplanned encounter.

  • Byrron’s sister went missing last night.  They found her and she’s ok, but she’s not talking about it.
  • Ale! Ale!  I’ll tell you anything you want for another ale, and some of it may even be true.
  • The blacksmith’s boy went missing last week.  They found his body a day later, but with those gashes on him I wish they hadn’t.
  • If you want any special attention from any of the girls upstairs, ask for Jessika.  She’s better than any of the others.
  • The food over at the Blade and Barrel is much better than the slop they serve here.
  • If you want to get into a card game ask for Samson there two tables over.
  • The King’s been through three food tasters this month, from what I here.  Not a very secure job.  Three cooks too, I s’pose.
  • If you’re interested in the gladiator fights, bet against Krondor… I hear the fix is in.
  • The gem appraiser Arak never gives a fair value.  Take your valuables elsewhere.
  • The Duke’s coffers are running empty.  He’s having trouble paying the militia.
  • The priests at the temple of [god name] know everyone’s secrets in this town.  They could run this place for all I know.
  • There aren’t enough militia or city guards around here to keep the peace.  This town is a powder keg.
  • The coffee here is really good, especially if you’ve had a tough night.
  • I know Reeglix over there knows a cure for that thing on your cheek if you have the coin.
  • The ladies upstairs are cheap… the cure for whatever they give you is the expensive part.
  • The beds in this place have bugs.  Better to try the Battered Blade Inn down the way.
  • The bard’s story last night was very interesting… I can see why he picked it given the politics of the day.
  • Rodents of unusual size? I don’t believe they exist.
  • Yeah, I found some unusual tracks out by my barn.  Had a horse missing too.
  • I’m looking for travel to Timbukthree.  Are you headed there by chance?
  • There are some fireworks planned for tomorrow night in the harbor (or the next town over).  That will be fun.
  • The weaponsmith Guilden is especially well-skilled.
  • Majek’s potions are especially potent.  Well worth the price premium.
  • The dry weather is going to lead to a small crop this harvest.
  • Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

1 Comment on “More Random Inn Rumors