Real Men of Genius: Game Rules Lawyer

Mordor Pale Ale Presents: Real Men of Genius

(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Game Rules Lawyer

(Mr. Game Rules Lawyer)

Armed with a few rulebooks by your side, you can single-handedly make combat grind to a halt.

(Just roll already and see if it is close!)

Most players only check the smallest details when a character might die, but not you…

(Don’t forget the +1 for Bless the Cleric cast a few rounds ago)

And you know just enough of the rules to confuse every situation…

(How does grappling work again?)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Game Rules Layer, because as far as we’re concerned, you make sure the GM gets everything right.

(Mr. Game Rules Lawyerrrrrrr!)

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